It's a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it. — Charles E. McKenzie Copy Share Image
In a bureaucracy, they shoot the bull, pass the buck, and make seven copies of everything. — Charles E. McKenzie Copy Share Image
The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization. — Charles E. McKenzie Copy Share Image
Isn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book. — Charles E. McKenzie Copy Share Image
Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries. — Charles E. McKenzie Copy Share Image
Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday. — Charles E. McKenzie Copy Share Image
Education helps you earn more. But not many schoolteachers can prove it. — Charles E. McKenzie Copy Share Image
Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time. — Charles E. McKenzie Copy Share Image
There is always something to be thankful for. If you can't pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your… — Charles E. McKenzie Copy Share Image
