I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant. - Frank the sportscaster — South Park Copy Share Image
Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O. — South Park Copy Share
“We cannot know with certainty if God or Christ exist. The COULD. Then again, there COULD be a giant reptilian bird in charge of… — South Park Copy Share
Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr. Garrison — South Park Copy Share
I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a Vietnamese prostitute on a bull. - Stan Marsh — South Park Copy Share
“We cannot know with certainty if God or Chris exists. They COULD. Then again, there COULD be a giant reptilian bird in charge of… — South Park Copy Share
Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. — South Park Copy Share
Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college. - Chef — South Park Copy Share
I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster — South Park Copy Share
In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park. Here with a live report is a midget wearing… — South Park Copy Share
Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms. Crabtree — South Park Copy Share
