It's amazing how I can just ramble on for hours, isn't it? And so unentertaining or uninteresting. But I can ramble on for hours. It's a sort of terrible gift, isn't it? — Graham Norton Copy Share Image
My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I was able to stop waiting tables, and I was able to pay the rent, and that was by being a stand-up comic. Not a very… — Graham Norton Copy Share Image
If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt. — Graham Norton Copy Share Image
I've heard other gay people say when they were growing up they felt 'foreign.' Growing up, I was able to label these feelings as:… — Graham Norton Copy Share Image
I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship. — Graham Norton Copy Share Image
The BBC will always be attacked by whoever is in government. It is that George Bush thing of 'If you're not with us you… — Graham Norton Copy Share Image
My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if… — Graham Norton Copy Share Image
I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive. — Graham Norton Copy Share Image
It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating. — Graham Norton Copy Share Image
