When I was a kid I got busted for throwing a rock through a car window and egging a house on halloween. — Gavin DeGraw Copy Share Image
New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween,… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
