I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I went down to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“You got pretty popular for a while there.' 'For about forty-eight hours,' I said. 'Just long enough to figure out that I… — M.J. Auch Copy Share Image
“Will, my darling, my angel, the light of my life - I'm actually relieved you're gay. You really weren't all that excited… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
