“Hello. Audrey’s phone. She’s currently suiting up for a soul-deadening hourly job that provides no benefits, how may I help you?” — Robin Benway Copy Share Image
“How would you like to star in your very own commercial?" "I'd rather swim in battery acid.” — Robin Benway Copy Share Image
“So do I kill myself now, or do I wait and do it in front of Evan so he feels really, really, really bad?” — Robin Benway Copy Share Image
“I mean, i was into their music and everything way before I knew what they looked like, but they had their pictures in the… — Robin Benway Copy Share Image
“Hey, it’s-!” “Who? Oh. Oh.” “Shut up.” “I haven’t said anything yet!” “Don’t.” “How can I shut up if I haven’t said anything?” “I… — Robin Benway Copy Share Image
“how goes it? Rafe asked. it goes, Grace wrote back. you scared? terrified. it'll be okay. everything always works out. She wasn't sure if… — Robin Benway Copy Share Image
“I know this is like the longest story ever, but I really just wanted you to know the other side. (And besides, Bendomolena’s been… — Robin Benway Copy Share Image
“This isn't television! This isn't a movie! Giles and Buffy aren't gonna appear and show us how to deal with our wonderful new powers!… — Robin Benway Copy Share Image
“Shut. Up," June squealed. "You have a date with that guy?" She giggled and covered her mouth. "Shut up, shut up, shut up! Tell… — Robin Benway Copy Share Image
“Wanna go study about incestuous royal families and bloody murders?' she asked him. 'Or do you wanna study European history instead?” — Robin Benway Copy Share Image
“Henry narrowed his eyes at me. "You going somewhere?" "Lacrosse field trip," I said. "I enjoy whacking the hell out of people with mallets.” — Robin Benway Copy Share Image
“You have to turn it up so that your chest shakes and the drums get in between your ribs like a heartbeat and the… — Robin Benway Copy Share Image
“Something inside me burned bright when he said that. A hell of a lot of people had seen me last night, but only one… — robin benway Copy Share Image
