“It'd taken another half hour under the shower to peel his throbbing eyes open and get rid of the stench of cheap whiskey and even cheaper cigars.” — Alexandra Ivy Copy Share Image
“Why didn’t I have a boy, I’m sure I was never this difficult!” “I bet you were; remember the whole going from I-won’t-wash to spending an hour in the shower because you could play with your dick” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
