“You know, surprisingly, they don't sell a lot of brains in the local 24-hour grocery store around the corner from my house.” — Rusty Fischer Copy Share Image
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I went down to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image