“I, Gavin MacKenzie, sexy cowboy man of Baker City, Oregon … being of sound mind and hot body … do hereby declare that I love you, Andie Marks, lawyer extraordinaire, and want to be married to you until I’m so… — elle casey Copy Share Image
“Our chances of survival were entirely dependent on our ability and willingness to dominate others.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Scars are your body's way of healing, making that damaged part stronger than it ever wad before the pain” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Apparently, when faced with impending death, I completely lose my shit.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
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“So you say, like, 'Hey tree, fix Finn,' and the tree is like, 'Okay, shazam, done.” — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
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“That was just too embarrassing, although there was a sort of poetic justice to peeing on your enemies when they weren't able to get… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
“Love comes in many flavors. Most people start out with vanilla and chocolate and work their way up to rum raisin but that doesn't… — Elle Casey Copy Share Image
