Some like them hot,some like them cold. Some like them when they're not to darn old Some like them fat,some like them lean. Some like them only at sweet sixteen. Some like them dark,some like them light. Some like them… — Ring Lardner Copy Share Image
The only real happiness a ballplayer has is when he is playing a ball game and accomplishes something he didn't think he could do. — Ring Lardner Copy Share Image
This story is slightly immoral, but so, I guess, are stories based on truth — Ring Lardner Copy Share Image
I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant. — Ring Lardner Copy Share Image
No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done without it. — Ring Lardner Copy Share Image
A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This… — Ring Lardner Copy Share Image
Some like them hot,some like them cold. Some like them when they're not to darn old Some like them fat,some like them lean. Some… — Ring Lardner Copy Share Image
