Horrible Creatures Quotes by Douglas Feaver

He'd believe anything provided it's not in Holy Scripture.

— Douglas Feaver

I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.

— Douglas Feaver

His mouth is for export and his head has no entrance.

— Douglas Feaver

I have never understood the appeal of babies, they seem such horrible creatures most of the time!

— Douglas Feaver