Just because a guy rings your bell, doesn't mean you have to toot his horn. — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
Perhaps I just wasn't scary enough. Maybe I should invest in some horns or fangs. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
If you've only got one horn playing, I still want the sense of ensemble. — Gerry Mulligan Copy Share Image
I bet when they weren't fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes on the ends of the horns, so as… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Insatiate archer! could not one suffice? Thy shaft flew thrice, and thrice my peace was slain; And thrice, ere thrice yon moon… — Edward Young Copy Share Image
... the devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for ... — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I wasn't born of a whistle or milked from a thistle at twilight No I was all horns and thorns sprung out… — Joanna Newsom Copy Share Image
“Just knock off the horns and hair, and toss it on the coals for about thirty seconds on each side. I like… — Ray Palla Copy Share Image
Familiarity with danger makes a brave man braver, but less daring. Thus with seamen: he who goes the oftenest round Cape Horn… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
Even If I have two three days off, you still have to blow that horn. You have to keep up those chops...… — Louis Armstrong Copy Share Image
When I found the music of Monk I finally found music that fit that horn. Every one of his tunes fit it… — Steve Lacy Copy Share Image
Life without meaning cannot be borne. We find a mission to which we're sworn -or answer the call of Death's dark horn.… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Besides, Southerners are hospitable. They'll probably offer me lemonade." Excuse me? You're going to sit on a porch and drink lemonade while… — Nancy Werlin Copy Share Image
With respect to the situation in Ethiopia and the Horn of Africa, in both countries the Soviet Union had been working hard… — Paul Nitze Copy Share Image
Write as you like, use the rhythms that come out, try different instruments, sit at the piano, destroy the metric, shout instead… — Violeta Parra Copy Share Image
The L. A. Times is reporting that Britney Spears' album Blackout will be number one on the Billboard charts. Not to toot… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
Genius involves figuring out who you are, and owning yourself. It's about amplifying your best traits and compensating for the rest. Geniuses… — Scott Barry Kaufman Copy Share Image
When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
My solution to the problem would be to tell the North Vietnamese Communists frankly that they've got to drawn in their horns… — Curtis LeMay Copy Share Image
Any fool can destroy trees. They cannot run away; and if they could, they would still be destroyed,-chased and hunted down as… — John Muir Copy Share Image
Miss Wynter, I think you should be the evil queen,” Harriet said. “There’s an evil queen?” Daniel echoed. With obvious delight. “Of… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Rush hour brings out the worst in some people. They make faces, gesture, yell, call names, bump you with their car, and… — Jennifer James Copy Share Image
I knelt and opened up my lute case. Moving the lute aside, I pressed the lid of the secret compartment and twisted… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
So the horns of the stag are sharp to offend his adversary, but are branched for the purpose of parrying or receiving… — Erasmus Darwin Copy Share Image
Elk have not been seen in Switzerland for many a year. In the interests of scientific accuracy, please strike the idea of… — Maryrose Wood Copy Share Image
“When the longhorns could be gathered up and driven, it was theorized that the heat from the herd's mass attracted lightning. (Such… — Rick Bass Copy Share Image
The young moon has fed Her exhausted horn With the sunset's fire. — Percy Bysshe Shelley Copy Share Image
Do I believe in the devil? I don't believe in a figure with horns and a tail. — Anthony Horowitz Copy Share Image