Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
The only reason anybody bought your book in the first place is because they were hoping you would DIE at the end… — Chris Jericho Copy Share Image
I was hoping I could die of old age in the military, but they wouldnt let me. — Rudy Boesch Copy Share Image
