Honeymoon Quotes · Page 3

Happiness consists of living each day as if it were the first day of your honeymoon and the last day of your…

— Anonymous

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

— Jeff Foxworthy

Go to a place where you're not going to be stressed, because a honeymoon itself can be a stressful thing.

— Diane von Furstenberg

“These dudes, clutching their little gifts, for them today is their kind-of-honeymoon.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why.

— Evan Esar

I'm a relationship girl. I've never dated someone less than a year. So I always cherish the honeymoon phase.

— Chappell Roan

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother.

— Ronnie Spector

“It will be a honeymoon,Demiris told her.She got the honeymoon but not the wedding.”

— Sidney Sheldon

“I blinked slowly at that notion. “A honeymoon free of your mother-in-law.” “Worth more than gold or jewels,” Hades said.”

— Jim Butcher

“She bared her teeth at me. “Screw you, shifter!” “Ah, is our honeymoon period over so quickly? You wanted to jump my…

— Cori Moore

I put weight on easily if I eat too much and don't exercise. When I went on my honeymoon in 1999, I…

— Debra Stephenson

My honeymoon was a time of great excitement, travel, hope and love. I continue to duplicate that day over and over with…

— Rev. Run

“Where shall we honeymoon? Will you take me to Italy, to see the Botticellis?” “I will take you anywhere you wish. Anywhere…

— Tessa Dare

I have a fantastic husband. Here's the honeymoon part: I still think he's the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I've ever known.

— Sarah Jessica Parker

“A few of us always compared anything good to: ' Isn't it just like camp?' When we first got married, we asked…

— Laurie Kahn

I have loved flowers that fade,Within whose magic tentsRich hues have marriage madeWith sweet unmemoried scents:A honeymoon delight,A joy of love at…

— Robert Bridges

“there is no such thing as a honeymoon; the next day we got to wash dishes from the evening before! The custom…

— Ora-Jay Eash

“The honeymoon phase was over. He still called me his girl, still held me like I meant everything and I really wanted…

— Mercy Cortez

I see a girl caught in the remains of a holiday gone bad, with her flesh picked off day after day as…

— Laurie Halse Anderson

In marriage, if you're a guy, learn two phrases. One is "yes, dear" and the other is "honey, you're right." Be patient.…

— Denzel Washington

Relationship means something complete, finished, closed. Love is never a relationship; love is relating. It is always a river, flowing, unending. Love…

— Rajneesh

As far as the honeymoon is concerned, we don't want to go to a run-of-the-mill or commercial destination; it will have to…

— Neha Pendse

Elaine and I got married in summer 1979, we went on our honeymoon and came back for the premiere of 'Scum.' All…

— Ray Winstone

Do you really expect me to fall apart every time another woman throws herself at you? Because, if that's so, I'll be…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees,

— Ryan Reynolds

“I think our honeymoon is gonna be like naughty dream week on steroids.”

— Jillian Dodd

“Why am I covered in feathers?" I asked, confused. He exhaled impatiently. "I bit a pillow. Or two...”

— Stephenie Meyer

The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.

— Helen Rowland

I know this is our honeymoon. But just sometimes, I wish Luke was a girl.

— Sophie Kinsella

It is not lost on me that I'm spending my honeymoon at Comic Con.

— George Clooney

“You get a very short honeymoon period when you start a new job - make it count”

— Carlo Ancelotti

It was just that we had this phenomenal honeymoon relationship that just kept on going.

— James Levine

“Oh God,” she groaned. “We just named your penis. Honeymoon’s over.”

— Tessa Bailey

[O]ur honeymoon will shine our life long: its beams will only fade over your grave or mine.

— Charlotte Bronte

Honeymoon is a trial period in which no complaints will be accepted.

— Vikrant Parsai

U.S.-Israel relations are often depicted as an extended honeymoon, but that's a false image.

— Elliott Abrams

Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.

— Helen Rowland

“I'm not afraid of death, I'm just not sure there is life after the honeymoon.”

— Jarod Kintz

I just know that for my honeymoon, I'm not going to go to a cabin in the woods.

— Rose Leslie

I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new…

— Joe Pesci