In the future, I'd like to continue being honest with myself and admit when I'd be better off asking someone else to illustrate my writing. — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
I've had 'Spanish Flea' stuck in my head since 1998, so in a subjective sense, that is the song that's playing whenever I enter… — Adam Rex Copy Share
“I am rubber but you are blue. Whatevers you are saying bounces off of me and I do not remember the rest.” — Adam Rex Copy Share
Vampirism is like celebrity now. Vampires are these eternally young, thin, sexy apparitions of perpetual nightlife and absolutely nothing like their folkloric European boogeyman… — Adam Rex Copy Share
Sejal had not thought of her home, or of India as a whole, as cool. She was dimly aware, however, of a white Westerner… — Adam Rex Copy Share
The Boov frowned. 'Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work. If you are not wanting to do your… — Adam Rex Copy Share
“I'm sorry, but -I'm sorry !' I yelped and skipped backward as Gorg advanced on me. 'You were given bad information. Probably some human's… — Adam Rex Copy Share
We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use. — Adam Rex Copy Share
Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you. — Adam Rex Copy Share
“Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo.” — Adam Rex Copy Share
The Freemen have 987 levels of membership, the first three of which are achieved merely by filling out an application. The 8th level is… — Adam Rex Copy Share
“You heard my name was Chief Shouting Bear," he said. "It doesn't matter. You can call me whatever you want, Stupidlegs.” — Adam Rex Copy Share
“Project: Potential was a separate class that the gifted students went to for an hour each day. The name was supposed to make it… — Adam Rex Copy Share
“Archimedes was a mathematician," blurted Ethan from the back of the room. "And he was Greek. And he invented things." Ethan was the sort… — Adam Rex Copy Share
“Woah,' I said, blocking the doorway. 'You can't come in here. This is the girls' room.' Even as it came out of my mouth,… — Adam Rex Copy Share
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty… — Adam Rex Copy Share
