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The chickens have come home to roast.
— Jane Ace
I am his awfully-wedded wife.
We've been insufferable friends for years.
Insomnia is only mind over mattress.
Up at the crank of dawn.
Now, there's no use crying over spoiled milk.
You could have knocked me down with a fender.
I've always wanted to see my name up in tights.
Doctor, feel my purse.
I'm a member of the weeper sex.
We're all cremated equal.
Seems like only a year ago they were married nine years!
