When I first saw 'House on Haunted Hill' as a kid in Baltimore, and the skeleton went out on the wire, and… — John Waters Copy Share Image
If you ever go home with somebody and they don't have books in their house, don't sleep with them. I think that's… — John Waters Copy Share Image
Being rich is not about how much money you have or how many homes you own; it's the freedom to buy any… — John Waters Copy Share Image
I always was a weird child. My mother told me the story that, in kindergarten, I would come home and tell her… — John Waters Copy Share Image
I hitchhiked at high school. My parents thought was a perfectly normal thing to do even though God knows I got blown… — John Waters Copy Share Image
Anyone from my past I'm interested in, I've already stalked their homes. I like to go outside. — John Waters Copy Share Image
Everybody should wish they had home movies of themselves, acting out their lunacy on LSD. — John Waters Copy Share Image
I used to hitchhike a lot. I'd come home on the train from New York, and there'd be no cabs, but people… — John Waters Copy Share Image
I remember when I first went to the Baltimore Museum of Art and I bought this little Moreau print in the gift… — John Waters Copy Share Image
I'll have pot in my home for guests - I'm polite! - but I don't sit around and smoke by myself, ever.… — John Waters Copy Share Image
My 40th birthday I held in an old-age home. My 50th I had at Pravda before it opened in New York. My… — John Waters Copy Share Image
What fashion has started from hackers? They have bad posture, and they don't go out. I wish I had a hacker boyfriend… — John Waters Copy Share Image
There was a cultural war going on, the '60s was going on. All the film critics were square. — John Waters Copy Share Image
I'm here today because of LSD. LSD gave me the confidence to be who I am today. Completely. — John Waters Copy Share Image
When I was young, there were bars called the 'Hungry Hole,' and in those same neighbourhoods are now gay people pushing baby carriages. — John Waters Copy Share Image
True success is figuring out your life and career so you never have to be around jerks. — John Waters Copy Share Image
Around '62 in Baltimore, all the girls had those big hairdos. And then suddenly, a few of the really hip ones started doing their… — John Waters Copy Share Image
“John!?” I ask in shock. This woman recognizes me? It can’t be! “How do you know my name?” I wonder out loud. Suddenly she… — John Waters Copy Share Image
'Serial Mom' tested really well when we finally got with the right audience. But they would go to some shopping mall in a deep,… — John Waters Copy Share Image
One Christmas, Dennis Dermody, the movie critic of 'Paper,' gave me 'Rock Hudson: A Gathering of Friends,' the master invitation list from Rock Hudson's… — John Waters Copy Share Image
Many hundred-million-dollar Hollywood comedies aren't any good. They're trying to shock you. — John Waters Copy Share Image
To use bad taste, you have to know the rules of good taste. I've always thanked my mother for that. She taught how to… — John Waters Copy Share Image
I'm an old person because I still buy DVDs. I have every one of my albums and 45s - I even have a couple… — John Waters Copy Share Image
