Wart hogs should sue for libel. It is a terrible name and they are fine fellows and devoted family men and it is rare to see one by himself; the little woman and the kiddies are usually close at hand. — Ilka Chase Copy Share Image
I suppose anyone who has ever written a travel book has had the experience of being accosted by a reader with blood in his… — Ilka Chase Copy Share Image
The very fact that we make such a to-do over golden weddings indicates our amazement at human endurance. The celebration is more in the… — Ilka Chase Copy Share Image
I've got a heart like a college prom. Each one I dance with seems the best of all. — Ilka Chase Copy Share Image
George Moore unexpectedly pinched my behind. I felt rather honored that my behind should have drawn the attention of the great master of English… — Ilka Chase Copy Share Image
All the humiliating, tragicomic, heartbreaking things happened to me in my girlhood, and nothing makes me happier than to realize I cannot possibly relive… — Ilka Chase Copy Share Image
It is usually when men are at their most religious that they behave with the least sense and the greatest cruelty. — Ilka Chase Copy Share Image
Neither an assembly line nor a stock market nor an oil well did it, simply what came from one small skull and that one… — Ilka Chase Copy Share Image
when men don't like another man everyone assumes he's no good and that the men know what they are talking about, yet when women… — Ilka Chase Copy Share Image
The theater is a baffling business, and a shockingly wasteful one when you consider that people who have proven their worth, who have appeared… — Ilka Chase Copy Share Image
Prolonged statistics are a lethal dose, which if it does not kill will certainly dispel your audience. — Ilka Chase Copy Share Image
You can always spot a well informed man his views are the same as yours. — Ilka Chase Copy Share Image
It occurred to me that we live in a lunatic world where the only way to maintain peace is to have an enormous war-making… — Ilka Chase Copy Share Image
