“I’d like to put that day off as long as possible. You saw the guy at dinner. He’s Satan without the horns. Hitler used to get advice on how to be nasty from him.” — Stephen Osborne Copy Share Image
“Daisy was my beloved bulldog, who had some problems of her own—the main one being that she, too, was no longer alive. However, she… — Stephen Osborne Copy Share Image
“If you’ve harmed one hair on Nick’s head, I’m going to send you to hell so fast that Satan won’t have time to stamp… — Stephen Osborne Copy Share Image
“There was a framed print on the wall of dogs playing poker. I wanted to smash it to preserve the dignity of the world,… — Stephen Osborne Copy Share Image
“DINNER went off without a hitch up until the part where people actually sat down at the table and began to eat. After that… — Stephen Osborne Copy Share Image
“The room was deathly quiet. Maybe because I was holding my breath. You know that feeling you get when you know you’re doing something… — Stephen Osborne Copy Share Image
“If I’m to be a ghost,” I told Caps, “I’m not haunting your aunt’s gloomy old place. I’d choose someplace livelier, more fun.” “Such… — Stephen Osborne Copy Share Image
“It’s my spider, Jeffrey. He’s a tarantula.” “Yes, he certainly seems to be.” “He’s my pet.” “Better you than me. I’m not overly fond… — Stephen Osborne Copy Share Image
“My hand found its way back to her knee. I hoped it was to comfort her. I’d hate to think that my right hand… — Stephen Osborne Copy Share Image
“Sounds good. What sort of fun did you have in mind?” I rubbed my nose against his. “It’s kind of like putting together toys… — Stephen Osborne Copy Share Image
“There are good kissers and bad kissers. Good kisser: Tony. Sweet, passionate, and his lips make every nerve in your body stand up and… — Stephen Osborne Copy Share Image
“By standing and with me sitting, he was showing he was the dominant male in the room. I, however, had a .38 in a… — Stephen Osborne Copy Share Image
“I at least got Carson calmed down a little. Interested, he asked, “Really? There are demons who do that? Fuck all the time?” “Yeah.… — Stephen Osborne Copy Share Image
