Hipster Quotes · Page 3

Kids on the Youtube, learning how to be cool.

— Toby Keith

Life has become the future.

— John Green

I don't feel like I'm very pop-star lame, but I'm definitely not hipster-cool.

— Katy Perry

I ain't no hipster, but girl I can make your hips stur.

— Mac Miller

Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.

— Jeph Jacques

You could drive past it without noticing and from what I understand, you ought to.

— John Green

The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle of a sentence.

— John Green

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and dont let anybody tell you different.

— Kurt Vonnegut

I've always wanted to write pop music. I never wanted to be cool or make a hipster record.

— Charli XCX

So keeping the box closed just keeps you in the dark, not the universe.

— John Green

We just sat there quiet for a long time, which was fine, and I was thinking about way back in the very…

— John Green

Because of both hipster culture and Facebook culture, the human race is starting to resemble a school of hairy piranhas.

— Chael Sonnen

I'm definitely not a muscle builder or a guy that's interested in being a muscle builder. It feels good to get back…

— Anthony Mackie

I understand why a lot of women want to dress hipster. But I grew up sneaking my mom's Victoria's Secrets...so I could…

— James Lafferty

Vulnerability is beautiful to me. There might be a need to fabricate your own beauty paradigms. I guess I never quite bought…

— Hedi Slimane

“She was pretty sure Seth had practiced all his facial expressions and gestures in front of a mirror, and worked out which…

— Rainbow Rowell

But I dont want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I…

— Anonymous

I came up from growing up with a lot of Catholic guilt, a lot of punk rock, hipster guilt in the later…

— Jack White

For me, creating the clothes of Givenchy is the way to make my tribe. It's related to religion, too, because it's people…

— Riccardo Tisci

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn…

— Allen Ginsberg

Hipsters seek refuge in church, Our Lady of Perpetual Subculture. There is some discussion as to whether or not they are still…

— Colson Whitehead

My father actually went to college, and my mother went to nursing school, so, you know. I wouldn't... They were actually too…

— James Ellroy

My dad was a big fan of comedy. He wanted to be a stand-up. He loved Lenny [Bruce]. He also loved Lord…

— Judd Apatow

“And so it is with old HPL: the very model of an 18th century hipster, born decades too late to be one…

— Anonymous

I would like a ship for the hips, please. Ships and hips. Hipsters to stir with their hips on the hip ships.…

— Demetri Martin

I honestly think hipsters eat with their assholes because they consume everything wrong.

— Chris Hardwick

Sometimes skulls are thick. Sometimes hearts are vacant. Sometimes words don't work.

— James Frey

All those paper people living in their paper houses, burning the future to stay warm.

— John Green

“Dr. Evil: There's nothing as pathetic as an aging hipster”

— Austin Powers

“I looked like a hipster who broke his arm at a Vampire Weekend concert or some shit like that.”

— Karina Halle

You are so busy being YOU that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.

— John Green

Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want

— Tucker Max

It turns out that, somehow, there are a tremendous number of things to be optimistic about.

— John Green

And then something invisible snapped insider her, and that which had come together commenced to fall apart.

— John Green

I'm not saying that everything is survivable. Just that everything except the last thing is.

— John Green

I didn’t need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back.

— John Green

I ain’t no hipster, but girl I can make your hips stir.

— Mac Miller

I'm always at the opposite end of the spectrum, the opposite of hipster culture, and I enjoy that.

— Chad Kroeger

If I ever end up being the kind of person who has one kid and seven bedrooms. Do me a favor and…

— John Green

I leaned in toward her, suddenly overwhelmed with the feeling that we must kiss.

— John Green