“I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.” — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“Some people's glasses are half full. I'm the one drinking them. Some people have forgotten that Pluto is still a planet. I still remember… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slut for life. The cynic in… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“What is true today may not be true ten years from now; there is more truth, more certainty in the inquiry "What if?" than… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“To all the boys, for when you become men: you'll leave women all throughout your life because they're holding you back, and even after… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“Remove the exclamation point, replace it with an ellipsis; the real delusion is believing there is a beginning and an end, an Alpha and… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“She once told me of a night that fumed with escapes and was filled with bedsides reeking of ecstasy; she told me the stars… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“I fancy myself a writer. And writing, in its most eloquent manner, since time became a concept indoctrinated by true troglodytes, tickles my dong;… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“I've always felt that distant train whistles heard in the dead of night are the universe's way of letting us know the best days… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“Plans never go as planned, ever; that’s just how life is. People spend way too much time dreaming about a future they should be… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“...a man’s ability to dream is the most sincere form of ambition he has in his arsenal, and the only true glimmer of one’s… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.” — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
“I see things in windows and I say to myself that I want them. I want them because I want to belong. I want… — Dave Matthes Copy Share Image
