“Hey! Great volley. I think you’re really cute by the way and I’d like to have sex sometime.” — Brandon Williams Copy Share Image
“Change is ok, I guess. In small, infrequent, and easily chewable doses.” — Brandon Williams Copy Share Image
“I’ve had that look before. In fact, this is a perpetual look of mine: the telltale 'I don’t know if I really want to… — Brandon Williams Copy Share Image
“Hey! Great volley. I think you’re really cute by the way and I’d like to have sex sometime.” — Brandon Williams Copy Share Image
“Oh, you thought you might eventually move out and go to college and possibly live your own life how you want it to be?… — Brandon Williams Copy Share Image
“I’m not just overwhelmed; I’m completely boned. Like royally boned.” — Brandon Williams Copy Share Image
“I like to consider myself to be an average individual. Of course, there’s probably a certain subset of the population that would disagree with… — Brandon Williams Copy Share Image
