Hernia Quotes by Richard Griffiths

I've always turned down stuff where you had to be fat. I may be fat, but that's not why you play a role. If…

— Richard Griffiths

Actors do have good and bad sides. It's because the passage down the birth canal distorts the face. People born by caesarean section are…

— Richard Griffiths

I don't think I'd live in London unless you paid me. Nine figures would be nice.

— Richard Griffiths

I could never understand the attraction of Bette Davis. I always preferred Jane Russell.

— Richard Griffiths

I went from being a beanpole - like a normal kid of the 1950s - and exploded. The weight piled on and didn't stop…

— Richard Griffiths

If I were dictator, I'd have a catch-all crime of disrespect.

— Richard Griffiths

When I see David Attenborough talking about how chimps live, big apes, I just remember my dad and the way he'd look at you.…

— Richard Griffiths

Since puberty I've always had this strange awareness that all the keener experiences I would have in my life would happen later than it…

— Richard Griffiths

Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that, whenever you…

— Richard Griffiths

Some actors don't mind it. Those who are pretty. They think it's nice to be looked at because they are nice to look at.…

— Richard Griffiths

It's been the most astonishing year because I've been having a marvelous adventure, and yet I kind of sympathize with people who have to…

— Richard Griffiths

Winning is something you've dreamed about and hoped for, so that when you get there it's no big deal. But if you lose you're…

— Richard Griffiths

I wouldn't inflict my naked body on any paying audience.

— Richard Griffiths

I don't like the way I look so I don't like being photographed. I become defensive.

— Richard Griffiths

I think there are people watching me, and if ever I manage to save £1,000 there's someone saying, 'Oh, we'll invent a tax to…

— Richard Griffiths