I've hated cockroaches my entire life.Tweeting jokes about it helps me cope, in a way. I'm not as jumpy killing cave crickets as I used to be. I still jump plenty though. — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
The idea for me came when I was watching a 60 Minutes segment about resveratrol, the chemical in red wine that lets you live longer, supposedly. And they were like, "Who knows, maybe one day it will help to cure… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
“You probably don't remember that, do you? Depression has a way of vaporizing big parts of your memory. Important parts.” — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
“My run up the avenue was complicated by the fact that everyone was staring at their damn phones and tablets, and not at the… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
“She crossed her legs and kicked out her feet, clad in thick wool socks and boots big enough to house a little old lady.” — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid, one that stands… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
With toilet books, people don't review them that much. They don't really pay much attention to them. It's just like, "Oh, okay. I'll put… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
“Okay," I confessed. "You got me. I don't want to die. I'm terrified of death. I fear there's nothing beyond it and that this… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
I took time in the day to write as much of the book as I possibly could. I didn't write too much at night,… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
“It was night, and even if any good Samaritan saw the smoke, it wasn't like they would come running. This was America. No one… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
“I once met a traveler who told me he would live to see the end of time. He laid out all his vitamins before… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
Once ESPN leaves you, and you don't have a foothold anywhere else, you're done. It's very hard to do anything else, because in some… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
I occasionally get glimpses, but I have to reprioritize, because that's how it naturally progresses - things like family, responsibilities, and your job all… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
