I'd rather use Windows and Internet Explorer in Hell than I'd use Linux and Mozilla Firefox in Heaven! — Steve Ballmer Copy Share Image
All those who left, let them worsen the hell. Cause heaven is with me, and I deserve the best !! *senora* — Senoraroy Copy Share Image
“Fathers and teachers, I ponder, "What is hell?" I maintain that it is the suffering of being unable to love.” — Fyodor Dostoyevsky Copy Share Image
“Who made the world I cannot tell; 'Tis made, and here I am in hell.” — A.E. Housman Copy Share Image
I thought I had swell ideas, and wonderful musicians, but the hell of it, no one else did. — Glenn Miller Copy Share Image
You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black. — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
If we accept Heaven we shall not be able to retain even the smallest and most intimate souvenirs of Hell. — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
Golf giveth and golf taketh away. But it taketh away a hell of a lot more than it giveth. — Simon Hobday Copy Share Image
Once, when a religionist denounced me in unmeasured terms, I sent him a card saying, "I am sure you believe that I… — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
I'm many things: I'm a convicted rapist, I'm a hell-raiser, I'm a father, a loving father. I'm a semi-good husband...I'm pretty much… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
You smug-faced crowds with kindling eye Who cheer when soldier lads march by, Sneak home and pray you’ll never know The hell… — Siegfried Sassoon Copy Share Image
It was hysterical going to work. I would just walk in and think, 'What in hell? Am I here? What's going on?… — Jacqueline McKenzie Copy Share Image
This is the world. I don't really believe in hell or heaven or an after life at all, I believe this is… — Larkin Grimm Copy Share Image
On thinking about Hell, I gather My brother Shelley found it was a place Much like the city of London. I Who… — Bertolt Brecht Copy Share Image
The Devil pulls the strings which make us dance; We find delight in the most loathsome things; Some furtherance of Hell each… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
As an adult, I'm not supposed to go down slides. So if I'm at the top of a slide, I have to… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
If a plus-size woman is not represented in fashion or on TV, what the hell are we doing? — Ashley Graham Copy Share Image
If I had the money and the drinking capacity, I'd probably live at a roulette table and let my life go to… — Michael Ventura Copy Share Image
“Yes. We will live the rest of our lives in hell. It's not so bad: as long as you're prepared for it,… — Mizuki Nomura Copy Share Image
If there is not Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretenses. — Billy Sunday Copy Share Image
“Some want to live within the sound Of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop, Within a yard… — C.T. Studd Copy Share Image
“It is easy to go down into Hell...; but to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air---there's the… — Virgil Copy Share Image
“God might work on mysterious ways, but hell worked on efficient ones.” — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Optimists are childish; they even believe they can find an ice cream store in the hell! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
“Come on, Father. Stop me. Tell me to behave, to go to hell, something, anything.” — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
I am crazy as hell, but I know it. And knowing it is a kind of sanity that makes the sickness worse. — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell. — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“whether I shall turn out to be part of heaven or hell, I will be a monster” — Isabella Cobb Copy Share Image
“It happened like this, if it happened at all. I would rather go up to heaven by myself than be pushed by… — E.M. Forster Copy Share Image
There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
“They Served ...reliving memories that will not die giving their all for you and I - friends taken lives shaken...” — Muse Copy Share Image
“You know how they say the path to hell is paved with good intentions? Well, maybe the path to heaven is paved… — Jake Coburn Copy Share Image
Its a living hell to try and act like everything is alright, especially , when it isnt. — Senoraroy Copy Share Image
The devil himself had probably redesigned Hell in the light of information he had gained from observing airport layouts. — Anthony Price Copy Share Image
“This world, which has the potential to be Eden, is instead the hell before Hell. In our arrogance, we have made it… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Hell will freeze over and the Devil willl ice skate before_____ (YOU CAN PUT ANY SITUATION IN THE BLANK) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the rest of the world likes Americans only when we're dying, the rest of the world can go to hell. — James Taranto Copy Share Image
