There's a special place in hell for people who squeeze your arm fat. — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
If I had a quarter for every time I have Googled the difference between 'then' and 'than'...I wouldn't be rich, but I would be… — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
Did you know you can have good eyelash hair days and bad eyelash hair days? It's true. Just ask, me. — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
Yes, slippers that heat up and keep your feet warm sound nice. But because you called them, hot booties…oh hellllllllllllll noooooooo! — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
Took my cat Dexter for the first time, outside and on a leash tonight. Man, he's such a little rockstar, he did so good,… — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
Sooooo, say your cat accidentally ate one of your birth control pills. He'd be fine right? Yeaaaah. Oopsies. — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
I am so sick of my bangs, but I don't think after 28 years I can part with them. Hahaha, 'part' with them, ahahaha,… — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
Some people have been saying I'm wearing mom jeans on the show today, this is FASHION people! FASHION! Get a clue! Hellllllooo! DUR! — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
Just lost on Words with Friends, I am way to close to menstruating to handle this properly. — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
'm full of bad ideas today. Eating a ton of food right before working out, going to the store with no bra on. Both… — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
Somebody save me, I can't stop watching Lifetime movies. Who am I?!? — Sara Underwood Copy Share Image
