By the way, if socialism is so damn hot, why doesn't the pope ask all Mexicans to return home? If capitalism is… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I don't think there's a heaven or a hell and I don't think we come back. That said, when something terrible happens… — Joanna Page Copy Share Image
I need one of those baby monitors from my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I'm topical as hell. That's not going to change if I lose weight. There are a lot of comics that do 'fat… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I think the people already know what they're doing wrong, and I certainly believe in Hell. But to me, when I see… — Joel Osteen Copy Share Image
Though there is not always grace where there is the fear of hell, yet, to be sure, there is no grace where… — John Bunyan Copy Share Image
For the Christian mystics, detachment meant to leave attachment so that God could enter you and take over completely and you could… — Gerald Stern Copy Share Image
One starts gambling for a joke, out of curiosity, as a little challenge to fortune. One goes on, pricked to the quick… — Matilde Serao Copy Share Image
“I done a few things in my life that I'm not proud of, but this is the first time I ever felt… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
What you and I need to do is learn to forget our differences. When we come together, we don't come together as… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
You know, a friend of mine asked me before I got here... it was when we were all shipping out. He asked… — Black Hawk Copy Share Image
When 'Ishaqzaade' released, I was going through hell. It didn't matter what I said or did, because I had lost my mother. — Arjun Kapoor Copy Share Image
The Devil pulls the strings which make us dance; We find delight in the most loathsome things; Some furtherance of Hell each… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
One day, someone will get too close to the television, and I will pull them into this hell with me. — Pat Sajak Copy Share Image
Don't be misled Devil's aiming at the head/Infinite bullets your name's on it/Your just a bug to him but God says don't… — C-DASH Copy Share Image
Let us put theology out of religion. Theology has always sent the worst to heaven, the best to hell. — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
The (campaign) ads all have the same tone - the voice is hushed and amazed when talking about The Enemy, as if… — James Lileks Copy Share Image
It is obvious that while science is struggling to bring Heaven to earth some men are using its materials in the construction… — Herbert Hoover Copy Share Image
I thought, enough of this, I'm not an abstract painter, what the hell am I going to do? Should I get a… — Ralph Goings Copy Share Image
The heaven of the envied is hell for the envious. [...because they focus on what they don't have rather than being grateful… — Baltasar Gracian Copy Share Image
Whatever you do, make sure you go right to the top, because you sure as hell can't piss upwards on people. — Grant Morrison Copy Share Image
If the roof caves in and the tenants are sitting in the debris, they will laugh like hell. They will endure any… — Harry Golden Copy Share Image
Russia wants to defeat ISIS as badly as America does. If we had a relationship with Russia, wouldn't it be wonderful if… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
“Capitalism without Bankruptcy is like Catholicism without Hell.” — Ziad K. Abdelnour Copy Share Image
When a Dalmatian sees a cow he must be like, 'What the hell happened to him? I am high right now. That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
What keeps you going isn't some fine destination but just the road you're on, and the fact that you know how to… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
Heaven is exactly where you are, hell is exactly where you are, now tell me exactly where you are. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Every generation seems to have its members who think the world has gone to hell and a hand basket and that they… — Steven Petrow Copy Share Image
“Madeleine Albright has said that there is 'a special place in hell for women who don't help each other.' What are the… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“People often speak of hell, not wanting to go there, avoiding it..etc. I never had that problem because hell is a state… — Sandra Chami Kassis Copy Share Image
There are only two kinds of people in the end: those who say to God, "Thy will be done," and those to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I was a marginal guy or a practice squad player or a career-long special teamer, you take a hell of a… — Chris Borland Copy Share Image
Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image