When you get to Heaven, God points you to the all-Entenmann's craft service and says, 'You can eat all you want, and you don't gain any weight.' — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
When I'm in the car sometimes it's like, 'Yeah, man, just put on the pop music.' You know what I mean? I don't want… — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
It is crazy. It's our first kid, and all of a sudden, she identifies letters as what they are, and you go, 'This kid… — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
For a girl, the wedding is when you're married. For a guy, it's when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being… — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
During a panic attack, I remember that today is just today and that is all that it is. I take a deep breath in… — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
I just never want to be in this situation where I get to set and they're like, 'We rewrote this scene, you're now naked.'… — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
Before 'New Girl,' I had just been grinding in TV for a really long time. I had been testing for so many shows and… — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
I think the most important foundation about any relationship is just being honest. You've got to. My wife and I are honest to a… — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
Another show I really enjoyed working on was 'Raising The Bar.' I did four or five episodes of that show. — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
There's nothing worse than walking around and talking about your failed relationship, all day, every day, for months on end. — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
I'm Jewish and my wife isn't so right now we're literally decorating a Christmas tree with Jewish stars draped around it. — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
Shows like 'All in the Family' and now 'Mom' - there's a tradition of tackling real issues. — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
I think the most important foundation about any relationship is just being honest. Youve got to. My wife and I are honest to a… — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
