The morning after I had my heart bypass, the doctor called and said, Soon you'll be able to have sex. I said,… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
We dragged the National Health Service from the depths of degradation. I've got a United Nations heart bypass to prove it and… — Dennis Skinner Copy Share Image
Some day you will be wheeled in for a heart bypass operation, and a surgeon will be the person who is now… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I come from an era when if you are told that you need a triple heart bypass it sounds pretty terminal. But… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
