Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. — Jokes About Chuck Norris Copy Share Image
I wrote your name on sand, it got washed. I wrote it in air, it was blown away. I wrote it on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Either the kid was naturally hyper or he was hopped up on enough caffeine to give a heart attack to a water… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Suicides? Heart attacks? The papers didn't seem interested. The world was full of ways to die, too many to cover. Newsworthy deaths… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
Last week convicted Enron crook Ken Lay died of a heart attack. They announced they were going to cremate him. Where he's… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
This whole thing about, 'Take it easy, you had a heart attack, you might die,' I don't have time to take it… — Nigel Lythgoe Copy Share Image
My father had a heart attack and he has heart disease. He had a full recovery, and I'm very lucky, but it… — Cheryl Hines Copy Share Image
“Let me know if you're in any pain, we're going through your groin with a tiny tube up to your heart." Doctor… — Lori Lesko Copy Share Image
If the cash runs out, it's like a heart attack for you and your business. Keep that front and centre of your… — Theo Paphitis Copy Share Image
Vice President Cheney is also on vacation. He's in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. What better place for a guy who has had 4… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I was having anxiety attacks, calling ambulances out and saying I was having a heart attack, as there was something weird going… — James Arthur Copy Share Image
Perhaps one of the most important things you can do for human beings is wean them off an animal-based diet. It hardens… — Ingrid Newkirk Copy Share Image
We mistakenly assume that bodily survival has a higher precedence than ego survival. This is simply not generally true. Ego will happily… — Karl Marlantes Copy Share Image
“Now I was standing at her bedroom door, leaning my cheek against the cold white wood of the paneling. I wanted to… — Kami Garcia Copy Share Image
Loving you was easy… Thought you'd never leave me... Wrapped around my finger... See you when I see you... Now I'm hearing… — Ritzy Copy Share Image
If only meat weren't so delicious! Sure, meat may pave the way to a heart attack. Yes, factory farms torture animals. Indeed,… — Nicholas Kristof Copy Share Image
If one of you pass out and go to the emergency room, the hospital has to see you. But when you go… — Corrine Brown Copy Share Image
“Worried, were you?” he teases, as he walks over to us. “You may have given me a slight heart attack,” I admit… — Cece Rose Copy Share Image
A couple months after my heart attack, fifty-seven years after I'd given it up, I started to write again. I did it… — Nicole Krauss Copy Share Image
R.I.P Austin, 1996 to 2014. He will forever love Abygail Bushong. Like in the movie 'The Fault In Our Stars', Abygail and… — Tyler Copy Share Image
Poundz,pot,weed,acid,speed,crack,high jack, heart attack, jump in the sac,sycoPATh,p@t,5th general order,commander and chief, how do you spell relief, qweef, no qwiter, shitter on… — Charlie Gonzalez Copy Share Image
“That much hope had brought Max to his knees. Apparently if he didn’t let himself weep like a little girl to relieve… — Suzanne Brockmann Copy Share Image
“Keynes had been appointed to the board of the National Mutual, one of the oldest institutions in the city, in 1919.107 He… — Allen C. Benello Copy Share Image
“Construction of the SS Morro Castle was begun by the Newport News Shipbuilding and Dry Dock Company in January of 1929 for… — Captain Hank Bracker, The Exciting Story of Cuba Copy Share Image
“Not a thousand years ago, it was illegal to teach a slave to read. Not a thousand years ago, the Supreme Court… — James Baldwin Copy Share Image
That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone isn't there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want to play 10 years and then die of a heart attack when I'm 40. — Pete Maravich Copy Share Image
There always needs to be some excitement and some peace and quiet - otherwise you'll have a heart attack. — Alvin Leung Copy Share Image
That mini heart attack you get when the parked car next to you moves and you think you're moving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That mini heart attack u get, when somesaysI heard something about u — Tinku Razoria Copy Share Image
“Good God, I have taken leave of my senses. I never thank Delalieu. I've likely given the poor man a heart attack.” — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
I am opposed to heart attacks and cancer and strokes the way I am opposed to sin. — Mary Lasker Copy Share Image
“As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.” — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
When I told my mother I was pregnant, I thought she was going to have a heart attack. — Claudette Colvin Copy Share Image
“Closer...he's closer. He's going to kiss me. I'm caught between wanting to scream hallelujah and having a heart attack.” — Nyrae Dawn Copy Share Image
We are the ones who have high blood pressure, ulcers, and heart attacks, not cats. — Roger Caras Copy Share Image
That mini heart attack you get when you feel an itch on your hand and look down to see if its anything… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The taxi driver is someone who spends all day driving in city traffic (an activity that provokes either heart attack or delirium),… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
After 50 years of smoking unfiltered cigarettes, my father died, too young, of a massive heart attack. He was 69. It's almost… — Tom Brokaw Copy Share Image
