Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Everyone's heard the same joke a million times and knows the setups. They are tired of the mass-marketed entertainment served on the… — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
“I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? — Dick Clark Copy Share Image
“He saw the true face of the 20th century and chose to become a reflection, a parody of it. No one else… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
Once you've heard the joke, it's not funny anymore, but it's the way it's told. And I think that's the same with… — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
