But for the most part, for the majority of a stand-up audience, you better have new stuff they've not heard. And if… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
Since I have heard often enough that everyone in the end has his own religion, nothing seemed more natural to me than… — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
I’d heard about the Baptists from Jacob Henry’s mother. According to her, Baptists were a strange lot. They put you in water… — Robert Newton Peck Copy Share Image
I've often heard it said a preacher might learn with a comedian for a teacher. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
I live around dudes all the time so I've heard millions of stories about how they go through a breakup and then… — Hayley Williams Copy Share Image
I'm a hip-hop guy, and the first time I heard Eminem was in '96. He was on a record with Shabban Siddiq.… — Russell Peters Copy Share Image
It’s kind of like, I would say, maybe college recruiting. I’m pretty sure a lot more goes into it in the NBA.… — Rajon Rondo Copy Share Image
Above my cradle loomed the bookcase where/ Latin ashes and the dust of Greece/ mingled with novels, history, and verse/ in one… — Charles Baudelaire Copy Share Image
Two people in a conversation amount to four people talking. The four are what one person says, what he really wanted to… — William Jennings Bryan Copy Share Image
I swear to God, I don't remember anything Gwyneth Paltrow was in. Some people get hot by association. I heard more about… — Jennifer Lopez Copy Share Image
I'll just be your brother from now on." he said, looking at her with a hopeful expectation that she would be pleased,… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
When I auditioned for my high school band the band director was excited because my father was known to be a great… — Wynton Marsalis Copy Share Image
While Jesus was at Jerusalem there came a voice from heaven. For what purpose was the voice sent? For the sake of… — John Remsburg Copy Share Image
You could have told me yourself that you found someone else, instead I heard it through the grapevine. — Gladys Knight Copy Share Image
When you hear the first five seconds to a song and you've pretty much heard the whole song, that's kind of a… — Chino Moreno Copy Share Image
The lead actress is like the host of the party, but when you're the lead actress and you're a producer, you're really… — Shiri Appleby Copy Share Image
It's about your heart and about your consciousness. It's not about length of time you pray. Some of the most powerful prayers… — Iyanla Vanzant Copy Share Image
Surely few if any readers have come across the sentence they are now reading, and someone who had by chance heard or… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
There is nothing an interrogator could say to me that would be new; I've heard every variation. — Mohamedou Ould Slahi Copy Share Image
We lay there and looked up at the night sky and she told me about stars called blue squares and red swirls… — Brian Andreas Copy Share Image
My senior year of high school, when I was getting recruited for college, my dad goes to me, 'You can become an… — Ryan Lochte Copy Share Image
When you say something, say it not for a specific day, not for a specific era, not for a specific country, but… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Everything in our background has prepared us to know and resist a prison when the gates begin to close around us .… — Neil Postman Copy Share Image
One day when I was like 9, I heard the Beatles on the radio, and I asked my dad who they were.… — Lukas Haas Copy Share Image
Food: Part of the spiritual expression of the French, and I do not believe that they have ever heard of calories. — Beverley Baxter Copy Share Image
