In a packed programme tonight, I shall be having a word with a man who goes in for meditation, because he thinks it's better than sitting around doing nothing. — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
There was a strange happening during a performance of Elgar's 'Sea Pictures' at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight, when the man playing the… — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of… — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television. — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
To me singing is a joy. Choral singing is a delight. Welsh Choral singing is more than a delight. The Treorchy Male Choir is… — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, it's the best job… — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
In a packed programme tonight, I shall be having a word with a man who goes in for meditation, because he thinks it's better… — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
Next week we'll be investigating rumours that the president of the dairy council has become a Mason, and goes around giving his colleagues the… — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
In a packed programme tonight, we will be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
But first, the news: The House of Commons was sealed off today after police chased an escaped lunatic through the front door during Prime… — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
