There was a strange happening during a performance of Elgar's 'Sea Pictures' at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight, when the man playing the triangle disappeared. — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
Many old music hall fans were present at the funeral today of Fred 'Chuckles' Jenkins, Britain's oldest and unfunniest comedian. In tribute, the vicar read out one of Fred's jokes, and the congregation had two minutes silence. — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
There was a strange happening during a performance of Elgar's 'Sea Pictures' at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight, when the man playing the… — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
We had hoped to have been bringing you Arthur the Human Chameleon, but this afternoon, he crawled across a tartan rug and died of… — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television. — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
To me singing is a joy. Choral singing is a delight. Welsh Choral singing is more than a delight. The Treorchy Male Choir is… — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, it's the best job… — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
In a packed programme tonight, I shall be having a word with a man who goes in for meditation, because he thinks it's better… — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
Next week we'll be investigating rumours that the president of the dairy council has become a Mason, and goes around giving his colleagues the… — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
In a packed programme tonight, we will be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
But first, the news: The House of Commons was sealed off today after police chased an escaped lunatic through the front door during Prime… — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
