I've been racking my brain. I've been trying to figure out how Bob Dole's luggage got on my airplane...I told the doctor,… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Obama wouldn't have been voted president if he weren't black. Somebody asked me over the weekend why does somebody earn a lot… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
There are more American Indians alive today than there were when Columbus arrived or at any other time in history. Does this… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog? — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
To some people, bankers - code word for Jewish - and guess who Obama's assaulting? He's assaulting bankers. He's assaulting money people.… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
You just gotta be who you are, and I think it's time to get rid of this whole National Basketball Association. Call… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
A feminazi is a woman to whom the most important thing in life is seeing to it that as many abortions as… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Do you know we have more acreage of forest land in the United States today than we did at the time the… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
They oughtta change Black History Month to Black Progress Month and start measuring it. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
As far as the media's concerned, Mrs. Obama deserves this. Look at the sordid past. Look at our slave past, look at… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
[S]ome people are self-starters, and some people are born lazy. Some people are born victims. Some people are just born to be… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
They're out there protesting what they actually wish would happen to them sometimes. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
He is exaggerating the effects of the disease. He's moving all around and shaking and it's purely an act. ... This is… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson? — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Let the unskilled jobs that take absolutely no knowledge whatsoever to do — let stupid and unskilled Mexicans do that work. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
We've arrived at a point where the President of the United States is going to lead a war on traditional marriage. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
What is it with all of these young, single white women? Overeducated- doesn't mean intelligent. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
And don't forget, Sherrod Brown is black. There's a racial component here, too. And now, the newspaper that I'm reading all this… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Obama is a clown. You don't have to be a scientist to know that the President doesn't know what he's talking about… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Exercise freaks...are the ones putting stress on the health care system. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
You talk about a hateful bunch of people. They have this hate list. Charles Murray. He has been victimized with riots on… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
You can criticize Trump and his wealth all day long, but you can't say he hasn't worked. You can say that about the Clintons. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is a different ball of wax. I've been trying to say for I don't know how many months now that the traditional… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I guarantee you [Hillary Clinton] is smoking in humiliation over the idea that she needs to heal and that [Donald] Trump's the guy to… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
How do you, on the one hand, not object to Hillary Clinton being elected, and then, on the other hand, tell people, "Elect me… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The real leadership of the opposition is never, ever gonna do anything but continue to ramp up efforts to stop [Donald] Trump or destroy… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I can't see the Democrats working with Donald Trump on tax reform unless the rich get soaked. The thing about this that should be… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
We know from this book entitled... What is it? Surrendered? Succumbed? I can never remember the title perform. And we learn from this book… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Once you convince people that they're victims, you really own them because you've just told them that whatever problems they have in life, it's… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
We're in more wars today under Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton than under George W. Bush or Ronald Reagan. Yet they tell you that… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
People from all over the world came to America and assimilated into a single culture rooted in the founding, which is rooted in individual… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The left wants to transform America away from founding ideals, and this is it. And they know it. And they're doing everything they, and… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
There's such cultural rot taking place, such a disintegration throughout our culture. Values, morality, you name it. Standards have been relaxed, and people are… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
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