Smoking wildwood flower got to be a habit, we didn't see no harm. We thought it was kind of handy, to take a trip and never leave the farm. — Jim Stafford Copy Share Image
I'm a Frisbeetarian. We worship frisbees. We believe when you die your soul goes up on the roof and you can't get it down. — Jim Stafford Copy Share Image
Yes, I took a remedial algebra course in college. I struggled in math in high school and didn’t have confidence to plunge in with… — Jim Stafford Copy Share Image
Smoking wildwood flower got to be a habit, we didn't see no harm. We thought it was kind of handy, to take a trip… — Jim Stafford Copy Share Image