The fact that you are even here, alive, on this planet is a mathematical miracle, and you should not spend the time that you have being busy being miserable. — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
I believe in freedom to do what you want if you aren't hurting others, but pictures of obese protesters giving their children big gulps. — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
Rush Limbaugh is a tool. At least when I disagree with O Reilly I feel like its over issues. Rush is just in his… — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
If someone says you are not capable or can't have something, keep pushing because you can. And it's not because you're special, but it's because everyone possesses the ability to be awesome. The reason people say, 'No, you can't,' 'God doesn't want you to,' or they make laws is because they know that you have that in you. And they… — Philip DeFranco Copy Share
I feel like John McCain is a really cool guy who is surrounded by idiotic friends. — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
Can someone explain decaf coffee to me? It sounds like sex but with all the work and none of the happy fun time good… — Philip Defranco Copy Share Image
Remember we live in a world where facts matter less than how you present them. — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
My name is Philip DeFranco and youve just been Philld in and I will see you tomorrow. — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't...but you still eat it because its crazy to think a company would give you the… — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
Anyone want some DeFranco cuddles? They are fo free. Much like waffle fries. — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
Guys unless you're playing a villain in high school movie stop popping your collar. — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
I wonder if the boy scouts are going to start giving out 'Dont Ask, Dont Tell' badges. — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
