Teacher: Tell me the name of three great kings who have brought happiness and peace into peoples lives? Student: smo-king, Drin-king and Fuck-ing — Mohammed Bhat Copy Share Image
My bank sends me a text message with my balance every morning. Our mutual understanding is so cool that they don't even add LOL… — Mohammed Bhat Copy Share Image
If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war...just couple of nations not talking with each other. — Mohammed Bhat Copy Share Image
I bet when cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes, Bro, you're such a cheetah! And they laugh & eat… — Mohammed Bhat Copy Share Image
Teacher: Tell me the name of three great kings who have brought happiness and peace into peoples lives? Student: smo-king, Drin-king and Fuck-ing — Mohammed Bhat Copy Share Image
If u have multiple personalities and one of them wanted to commit suicide and the rest didn't, would that be considered a hostage situation?… — Mohammed Bhat Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your imaginary friend denies your friend request on Facebook. :( — Mohammed Bhat Copy Share Image
