May your Hanukkah prayers not be drowned out by incessant Christmas music. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't forget to purchase token Hanukkah decorations so your holiday party doesn't seem racist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On Hanukkah, the first dark night, Light yourself a candle bright. I'll you, if you will me invite To dance within that… — Nick Gordon Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks I'm Jewish. I'm not. Last year I got a call: "Happy Hanukkah." I said "Ma, I'm not Jewish." — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
I am Jewish, but I love Christmas, as most Jews with any taste do, because Hanukkah is lame. — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
I knew I wanted to get married and have a family, but it was important that my husband be a Jew; I… — Mili Avital Copy Share Image
Yes, for me Hanukkah is very sad. But the life force that's in me makes it a wonderful holiday, too. — Ruth Westheimer Copy Share Image
Sorry the closest your holiday comes to a spiritual figurehead is Adam Sandler — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the light of the season illuminate your life as bright as the Menorah. Have a Happy Hanukkah! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Well, because I have twin seven-year-old boys, I enjoy the gift giving stuff a great deal. We do both Hanukkah and Christmas,… — Fred Melamed Copy Share Image
I'm not against the Hanukkah songs. I like Hanukkah songs. I grew up with Hanukkah songs. I'm not opposed to Hanukkah or… — Howard Dean Copy Share Image
“Oskar's particular blessings are blessings that only a major cosmopolitan city can bestow on a refugee. They represent all our potential to… — Richard Simon Copy Share Image
Many Americans celebrate both Christmas and Xmas. Others celebrate one or the other. And some of us celebrate holidays that, although unconnected… — John Silber Copy Share Image
Let the straight flower bespeak its purpose in straightness - to seek the light. Let the crooked flower bespeak its purpose in… — Allen Ginsberg Copy Share Image
Do what you do. This Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Eve, Twelfth Night, Valentine's Day, Mardi Gras, St. Paddy's Day, and every… — Chris Rose Copy Share Image
The real reason Jews don't have more Hanukkah music is that, historically, American Jewish singer-songwriters were too busy making Christmas music. 'White… — Matisyahu Copy Share Image
Kindle the taper like the steadfast star Ablaze on evening's forehead o'er the earth, And add each night a lustre till afar… — Emma Lazarus Copy Share Image
We have focused on the miracle-thing and I think we often overlook the message of Hanukkah. To me, the core of the… — Ralph Levy Copy Share Image
Eid is a time of joy, after a season of fasting and prayer and reflection. Each year, the end of Ramadan means… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
A pet store is a celebration of dogs' existence and an explosion of options. About cats, a pet store seems to say,… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
That's what Hanukkah is about: trying to survive the darkness on the far-fetched hope there's still some life and light left in… — Lawrence Kushner Copy Share Image
“Hanukkah, officially instituted by the Hasmoneans, was, like Tabernacles, eight days, and it was also the eight-day period corresponding to the pagan… — Simon Schama Copy Share Image
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it "Christmas" and went to church; the Jews… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The darkness of the whole world cannot swallow the glowing of a candle. — Robert Altinger Copy Share Image
I'd gladly take your eight days of Hanukkah over our six weeks of Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image