I didn't realise those spaces were for the emotionally handicapped. — Jean-Louis Gassee Copy Share Image
How come drummers leave their drumsticks on the dashboard of their car? So they can park in the handicapped spaces. — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
Sometimes I park in handicap spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently. — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Lack of skill of communication makes oneself handicapped of sharing views and knowledge. — Andrew Guzaldo Copy Share Image
I really believe the most handicapped [person] in the whole world is a negative thinker. — Heather Whitestone Copy Share Image
How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You do like me, don’t you? Even though I’m apparently communicatively handicapped and socially retarded?” — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
Men are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped. — Clea DuVall Copy Share Image
Experiments with animals have long been handicapped by our anthropocentric attitude: We often test them in ways that work fine with humans… — Frans de Waal Copy Share Image
“If we fail to instill a fixed sense of confidence in our children, we will raise handicapped children who have no handicap… — Craig D. Lounsbrough Copy Share Image
One of my sisters is physically and mentally handicapped. She took a lot of my parents' attention, so I grew up in… — Alex Kingston Copy Share Image
Poets are regarded as handicapped writers whose work must be treated with a tender condescension, such as one accords the athletic achievements… — Thomas M. Disch Copy Share Image
I speak of God's love and grace and redemption and freedom, but when I say "in the context of this community," it… — Henri Nouwen Copy Share Image
I think if you have a two-story office and you hire someone who's handicapped, it might be reasonable to let him have… — Rand Paul Copy Share Image
They see me wheeling around in a beautiful gown, and they realize you can look elegant, and you can lead a happy… — Anna Lee Copy Share Image
A woman is handicapped by her sex, and handicaps society, either by slavishly copying the pattern of man's advance in the professions,… — Betty Friedan Copy Share Image
I was becoming more cunning than an animal in hiding my supply of morphine. A squirrel saving nuts is limited by its… — Evalyn Walsh McLean Copy Share Image
You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
There is no reason to not trust your process, no reason to get frustrated, no reason to criticize, or judge others, nothing… — Bryan Kest Copy Share Image
Confronted with the unhappy facts of exclusion, we sometimes reassure ourselves by telling stories: the poor boys who made it, theblacks who… — Kenneth Keniston Copy Share Image
What sense would it make to classify a man as handicapped because he is in a wheelchair today, if he is expected… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
[To actors on opening night:] You have had good equipment to work with. You've had a theater with everything you needed, and… — Hallie Flanagan Copy Share Image
Few nations do more than the United States to assist their least fortunate citizens-to make certain that no child, no elderly or… — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
I was always the hero with no vices, reciting practically the same lines to the leading lady. The current crop of movie… — Ramon Novarro Copy Share Image
“I then invited the mother of the handicapped son to imagine herself similarly looking back over her life. Let us listen to… — Viktor E. Frankl Copy Share Image
“At the same time, however, the necessity for economic change in our countries has led us to conceive laws and accept traditions… — Jean Vanier Copy Share Image
“You see what I am driving at. The mentally handicapped do not have a consciousness of power. Because of this perhaps their… — Jean Vanier Copy Share Image
After I got married, the first child born to us was mentally handicapped. — Kenzaburo Oe Copy Share Image
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image