The glass is always half empty. All good comedians are manic-depressive. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Sometimes I feel my glass is a bit half empty and I am a bit Eeyore-ish. — Lesley Sharp Copy Share Image
“Whether your glass is half full or half empty, hope can fill it up.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
A Pessimist sees the glass as half empty; A Cub Fan wonders when it's gonna spill. — Mike Royko Copy Share Image
I'm not glass-half-full, glass-half-empty; I'm like, "There's a glass?" — Damon Lindelof Copy Share Image
I never look at the glass as half empty or half full. I look to see who is pouring the water and… — Mark Cuban Copy Share Image
It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full... Be grateful that you have a glass and there… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The glass is neither half empty, nor half full. The glass is just a glass and it's content can perpetually change with… — Jennifer Sodini Copy Share Image
I think everyone has the same question on their mind: Is the glass half-full or half-empty? — Oliver Stone Copy Share Image
Drink your fill when the jar is first opened, and when it is nearly done, but be sparing when it is half-empty;… — Hesiod Copy Share Image
This is why you should never, ever get your hopes up. This is why you should see the glass as half empty.… — Emily Giffin Copy Share Image
The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It's simply larger than it needs to be. It is easier to get… — Grace Hopper Copy Share Image
When a glass sits on a table here, people don't wonder if it's half filled or half empty. They just hope it's… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
I'm a positive thinker and actor. I look at a glass; a negative person sees the glass and says: too bad it's… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
It's not whether the glass is half empty or half full, it's who is pouring the water. The key in business and… — Mark Cuban Copy Share Image
I hate how many people think "glass half-empty" when their glass is really four-fifths full. I'm grateful when I have one drop… — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
“His words are like the sound of a needle dragging across a record. A sinking, sickening feeling washes over me. This is… — Emily Giffin Copy Share Image
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is… — Yves Behar Copy Share Image
“The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says the glass is half empty. It is only the truth seeker… — Joseph Fink Copy Share Image
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
People tell me, "You're such an optimist". Am I an optimist? An optimist says the glass is half full. A pessimist says… — Louis Zamperini Copy Share Image
“Great. I looked at the two identical bottles of rug detergent on the back porch. One was new and returnable. One was… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“In considering perfection initially there seems to be an axis along which there are two directions, one where we strive to be… — Gevin Giorbran Copy Share Image
“It’s hard to be optimistic on the reservation. When a glass sits on a table here, people don’t wonder if it’s half… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“Suddenly the door crashed into the room in a cacophony of shattered, splintered wood, revealing Emil standing in the frame, his small… — Sean J. Quirk Copy Share Image
If you look across a host of measures at adoption studies, fraternal v. identical twin studies, twins-raised-apart studies, the history of early… — Steve Sailer Copy Share Image
“Children. There was no particular gurney for children and few things made Benke feel as uncomfortable as seeing the empty spaces left… — John Ajvide Lindqvist Copy Share Image
Counting our blessings can transform melancholy into cheerful mass; laughter and joy are expressions of praise and thanksgiving for life's glories. When… — John Templeton Copy Share Image
What’s going on?” Royce asked as throngs of people suddenly moved toward him from the field and the castle interior. “I mentioned… — Michael J. Sullivan Copy Share Image
They say you need to pray, if you want to go to heaven. But they dont tell you what to say when… — Kaile Stewart Copy Share Image
“So it's like that old adage about seeing the cup as half full rather than half empty?" "That's a fair way to… — Robin Sharma Copy Share Image
“On May 26th, 2003, Aaron Ralston was hiking, a boulder fell on his right hand, he waited four days, he then amputated… — Rudy Francisco Copy Share Image
“Day dreamers often can become night writers...When young I didn't toy with the concept of a glass half full or half empty.… — Walter B. Biondi Copy Share Image
“Tamina serves coffee and calvados to the customers (there aren't all that many, the room being always half empty) and then goes… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
“There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Some of us come from families where we were not taught healthy emotional language and habits. We did not get a balanced… — Bill P Copy Share Image
~ Eighty-nine cents in the ash tray Half empty bottle of Gatorade rolling in the floorboard That dirty Braves cap on the… — She's_gone Copy Share Image
