“The glass is neither half full or half empty but merely too large for the contents.” — Chris Byrd Copy Share Image
A push up bra is like a bag of chips; you open the bag and it's half empty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not glass-half-full, glass-half-empty; I'm like, "There's a glass?" — Damon Lindelof Copy Share Image
A Pessimist sees the glass as half empty; A Cub Fan wonders when it's gonna spill. — Mike Royko Copy Share Image
So I used to think life sucked because of shit that happened to me. But now I figured out it's just my… — Devin_eich Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Be thankful that you have a glass and grateful that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty, and some see it crawling with toxic alien parasites who want… — James Alan Gardner Copy Share Image
“I'M NOT A PESSIMIST! I just see the glass half empty even when it's completely full. ...WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!” — Clara deLemos Copy Share Image
Glass half empty, glass half full. Well, either way you won't be going thirsty, count your blessings not your flaws. — Lauren Aquilina Copy Share Image
A pessimist looks at his glass and says it is half empty; an optimist looks at it and says it is half… — Josiah Stamp Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... it's clearly almost time to order another drink. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
A NEGATIVE person sees a glass of water half empty. A POSITIVE person sees it half full. But a REALISTIC person adds… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One day, I was approached by a man holding a glass of water. He asked, Is this glass half full? Or half… — Babloo Copy Share Image
“It's not a case of the glass being half full or half empty; more that we tipped a whole half-pint into an… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
Age-old question: Is the glass half empty or half full? Answer: Who cares? Does it really matter whether the glass is half… — Larry Winget Copy Share Image
Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
We did some soul-searching. Was the cable industry obsolete? Was it an opportune time to get out? Our conclusion was that if… — Brian Roberts Copy Share Image
“A civilization that forsakes its women in any regard or manner does so at its peril. It is only half a civilization,… — William L.J. Galaini Copy Share Image
There is an old cliche, 'You can see the glass half empty, or you can see it half full.' You can focus… — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
Is the glass half empty or half full? Life and relationships work better when the glass is half full. Below are some… — Nate Copy Share Image
“Children. There was no particular gurney for children and few things made Benke feel as uncomfortable as seeing the empty spaces left… — John Ajvide Lindqvist Copy Share Image
Counting our blessings can transform melancholy into cheerful mass; laughter and joy are expressions of praise and thanksgiving for life's glories. When… — John Templeton Copy Share Image
What’s going on?” Royce asked as throngs of people suddenly moved toward him from the field and the castle interior. “I mentioned… — Michael J. Sullivan Copy Share Image
If you look across a host of measures at adoption studies, fraternal v. identical twin studies, twins-raised-apart studies, the history of early… — Steve Sailer Copy Share Image
“It’s hard to be optimistic on the reservation. When a glass sits on a table here, people don’t wonder if it’s half… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“Great. I looked at the two identical bottles of rug detergent on the back porch. One was new and returnable. One was… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“In considering perfection initially there seems to be an axis along which there are two directions, one where we strive to be… — Gevin Giorbran Copy Share Image
“Suddenly the door crashed into the room in a cacophony of shattered, splintered wood, revealing Emil standing in the frame, his small… — Sean J. Quirk Copy Share Image
“There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Some of us come from families where we were not taught healthy emotional language and habits. We did not get a balanced… — Bill P Copy Share Image
“Tamina serves coffee and calvados to the customers (there aren't all that many, the room being always half empty) and then goes… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
“On May 26th, 2003, Aaron Ralston was hiking, a boulder fell on his right hand, he waited four days, he then amputated… — Rudy Francisco Copy Share Image
“Day dreamers often can become night writers...When young I didn't toy with the concept of a glass half full or half empty.… — Walter B. Biondi Copy Share Image
They say you need to pray, if you want to go to heaven. But they dont tell you what to say when… — Kaile Stewart Copy Share Image
“So it's like that old adage about seeing the cup as half full rather than half empty?" "That's a fair way to… — Robin Sharma Copy Share Image
~ Eighty-nine cents in the ash tray Half empty bottle of Gatorade rolling in the floorboard That dirty Braves cap on the… — She's_gone Copy Share Image
