Some say the glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. It's your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the glass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It’s Thursday, March twenty-ninth!” she basically screamed, a demented smile plastered to her face. “You are really excited about knowing the date!” I yelled back. “HAZEL! IT’S YOUR THIRTY-THIRD HALF BIRTHDAY!” “Ohhhhhh,” I said. My mom was really super into… — John Green Copy Share Image