Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing. — Alexander Woollcott Copy Share Image
The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of it. — Alexander Woollcott Copy Share Image
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening. — Alexander Woollcott Copy Share Image
Mrs. Patrick Cambell is an aged British battleship sinking rapidly and firing every available gun on her rescuers. — Alexander Woollcott Copy Share Image
It comes from the likes of you! Take what you can get! Grab the chances as they come along! Act in hallways! Sing in… — Alexander Woollcott Copy Share Image
There's absolutely nothing wrong with Oscar Levant that a miracle can't fix. — Alexander Woollcott Copy Share Image
Today just might be the best day to start seriously thinking about quitting smoking... — Alexander Woollcott Copy Share Image
One listens to one's lawyer prattle on as long as one can stand it and then signs where indicated. — Alexander Woollcott Copy Share Image
