A $50 haircut, cool glasses, skinny jeans and a tattoo does not a prophet make. — Paul Washer Copy Share Image
..people (in Minnesota) avoid stupidity when possible, not wanting to be a $10 haircut on a 50 cent head. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Is this some manly bonding thing I can't be a part of? Are you getting matching haircuts? — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
If Bill Gates is worth $30 billion then a good haircut must cost $31 billion — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Actresses generally aren't allowed to have haircuts, because short hair isn't considered as versatile. — Rosamund Pike Copy Share Image
With a haircut like that and a face like that, it looks like Billy Ray Cyrus went and had sex with a… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
In most cultures, you can have a kid at 18 and it's not a big thing. It's not like, 'Oh, you've got… — Julian Casablancas Copy Share Image
My music is like the perfect haircut-a Friday-night cut! It makes you feel like wanting to put on some nice clothes to… — Anthony Hamilton Copy Share Image
It's totally true: Ariel, Christopher Owens, me, and Courtney Love, all in Saint Laurent ads, all with the same haircut. — Zachary Cole Smith Copy Share Image
I think what makes so many other actors miserable is focusing completely on making other plans. They're obsessed with their haircut and… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
Tom [McCarthy] said to me, "Buddy, you got an Oscar nomination through that haircut! That's the real feat, man." — Mark Ruffalo Copy Share Image
I had the most expensive haircut you can get, and I was walking around with my hair in rollers backstage, and my… — Kelly Cutrone Copy Share Image
Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has… — David Feherty Copy Share Image
I look deep into her rich brown eyes and she look into mine. Law, she got old-soul eyes, like she done lived… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
Being a military child, we moved a lot and we developed different vernaculars from moving from the south, to the Midwest, and… — Joe Torry Copy Share Image
For me, it's all about the haircut. I don't have a lot of hair to style, so I keep it nice and… — Vinny Guadagnino Copy Share Image
I tend to go with things people need. Obviously with the barbershop, people will need haircuts regardless of the economy. In a… — Kamerion Wimbley Copy Share Image
We should leave people alone about their weight. Being skinny for a while (provided you actually eat food and don't take pills… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
We now have a generation of people who in many cases feel that if they become chefs, they'll get a TV show.… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
Shouldn't someone tag Mr. Kennedy's bold new imaginative program with its proper age? Under the tousled boyish haircut is still old Karl… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
There simply is nothing else like it. And, as a test of physical and mental endurance it has no equal. Other sports… — Chris Boardman Copy Share Image
To us, your power comes from one simple thing: you’re a woman, and we men will do anything humanly possible to impress… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
Cam held her closer. "Marry me, Amelia. You're what I want. You're my fate." One hand slid to the back of her… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
Learning how to shine a pair of shoes to me was like if you could do, you were like you were on… — Willie Herron Copy Share Image
My family went on a cruise, and I got a terrible haircut. FYI: Never get your hair cut on a cruise. And… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
He immediately started charming my mom until she was nothing but a gooey puddle in the middle of the foyer.He loved her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Usually the beginning of a story that people hear a lot. For example, "My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut" or… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
If Brock Lesnar was here right now, I'd take my boot off and throw it at him, and he'd better polish it… — Chael Sonnen Copy Share Image
Mothers Who Know Honor God They bring daughters in clean and ironed dresses with hair brushed to perfection; their sons wear white… — Julie B. Beck Copy Share Image