I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl. — Cheshire Cat Copy Share Image
Kissing Mother Superior, incompetent, hairball, poppy seeds, on the can. — Jennifer Egan Copy Share Image
I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball. — Stephanie Miller Copy Share Image
“Those who lack a sense of humor are destined to be life's hacked up hairballs.” — S.A. Garcia Copy Share Image
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store . . . with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
But why diminish your soul being run-of-the-mill at something? Mediocrity: now there is ugliness for you. Mediocrity's a hairball coughed up on… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
It's the way you look whenever she mentions her fiance. My cat looks like that before he hacks up a hairball. — Kenneth Oppel Copy Share Image
This Windows 95 hairball has become so big, so unmanageable, so hard to use, so hard to configure, so hard to keep… — Scott McNealy Copy Share Image
A part of her wanted to tell him she still loved him, and that even though this love was hopeless and long… — Ann Brashares Copy Share Image
At the last minute, I couldn't wear the Hitler mustache because Tiger Stripe ate it; and then I didn't want to take… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Through neglect, ignorance, or inability, the new intellectual Borgias cram hairballs down our throats and refuse us the convulsion that could make… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
My family suffered. My hair turned up in every corner, every drawer, every meal. Even in the rice puddings Tessie made, covering… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
