“For starters, as best I can tell gyms are legally required to play the Black Eyed Peas at all times, which, despite the fact that I am sometimes genuinely looking to get a party of some sort started, is more… — Dave Hill Copy Share Image
“This is it,” I thought. “The big dance.” I was going to supervise the fuck out of that place. And I was pretty sure… — Dave Hill Copy Share Image
“A&R stands for “artists and repertoire.” No one knows what that means, but the A&R guy is the person at the record label in… — Dave Hill Copy Share Image
“It is as though they simply cannot contemplate the notion of a short, slight man who dresses and moves like a popular (mis)conception of… — Dave Hill Copy Share Image
“It was in that moment I remembered that while I may have been a quarter Canadian, my mother was twice the Canadian I was,… — Dave Hill Copy Share Image
“For starters, as best I can tell gyms are legally required to play the Black Eyed Peas at all times, which, despite the fact… — Dave Hill Copy Share Image
“case they don’t have them where you live, Sizzler is a restaurant chain specializing in steak and seafood priced so low it’s hard not… — Dave Hill Copy Share Image
“What—does she think she’s too good to offer me sex in exchange for money?” I whimpered to myself. “The nerve of her!” — Dave Hill Copy Share Image
“I had chosen to believe that my recent promotion was due to my overall sense of responsibility, my razor-sharp attention to detail, and that… — Dave Hill Copy Share Image
