“I want to be -That guy who wrote that thing there,- but I'm currently, -He's who, who wrote what?-” — Michael Kroft Copy Share Image
“Since writing, I've learnt to truly appreciate COLD coffee. If the second or third sip is cold, I lost track of time and was… — Michael Kroft Copy Share Image
“Just because you're aware that you're a nincompoop, doesn't make you any less of one.” — Michael Kroft Copy Share Image
“I've read way too much on the overused/misunderstood buzzwords "Show, don't tell!" that I'm convinced all novels should now be picture books” — Michael Kroft Copy Share Image
“Dear, she's not tolerant at all of our being Jewish," said Mrs. Rosen. "She has no problem with it that requires any.” — Michael Kroft Copy Share Image
“A jerk, a creep or an asshole in a wheelchair, is still a jerk, a creep or an Asshole.” — Michael Kroft Copy Share Image
“To give my next novel balance, I'm going to begin it with "The start" followed by a dozen carriage returns. It offsets the words,… — Michael Kroft Copy Share Image
“I wonder if Dickens knew he was writing historical fiction when he wrote his many novels.” — Michael Kroft Copy Share Image
“If a novel doesn't have well-developed three-dimensional principal characters, wouldn't it be a graphic novel without the graphics?” — Michael Kroft Copy Share Image
“You said a formal dinner was where we dress up!" explained the little boy behind the monkey mask.” — Michael Kroft Copy Share Image
“I always get the strangest looks when I tell people that I enjoy purposely staining sheets of paper with many tiny blotches of permanent… — Michael Kroft Copy Share Image
“I think finding that happy medium is pretty much impossible. I have never seen or heard of a cheerful ghost talker.” — Michael Kroft Copy Share Image
