“Everyone should have a kid. They really put things in perspective. I know a guy can get you one cheap.” — Anthony Chapman Copy Share Image
“THAT NIGHT, AT ONE OF LONDON’S OPEN-MIC SESSIONS, A YOUNG comedian enjoyed his first success, telling the tale of the naked Yank who mugged… — Anthony Chapman Copy Share Image
“The things you can't do will always outnumber the things you can do, and it doesn't matter. The secret of life is this, as… — Anthony Chapman Copy Share Image
“Everyone should have a kid. They really put things in perspective. I know a guy can get you one cheap.” — Anthony Chapman Copy Share Image
“This is the truth that sets you free: you are who you commit yourself to being, you have what you commit yourself to having,… — Anthony Chapman Copy Share Image
“I am the lord your God, and I will smite you until you are smitten.” — Anthony Chapman Copy Share Image
