My grandpa was an amateur stand-up comic when I was growing up. ... He'd have me come up onstage with him to deliver a punch line: 'Why is your nose in the middle of your face?' 'Because it's the scenter.' — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
Jokes that are gratuitously offensive are synonymous with bad writing to me. I'm offended as a writer first and as a person second. — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
There's so many confusing messages that you're being sent about being pretty but not too pretty, smart but not too smart, ambitious but in… — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
It's double talk and double standards. It's like, be honest, but don't be too honest. Look fresh-faced and young, but don't tell us how… — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
You see so many of these empowering songs where a woman saying, you know, I'm going to go out, I'm going to wear high… — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
Everyone around me was super-cool and laid back and skinny and tan and volleyball-y, and I was just this neurotic kid who was singing… — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
I have noticed when you get a bunch of dudes in a room together, and you just have one woman or two women, the… — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
Being good at fashion and beauty and girly stuff has been such a point of insecurity for me; I'm not good at coming up… — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
For myself, the way that I learned comedy was doing it live for four years, and only after doing sketch for four years did… — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
There is so much more to me than my parts and what I wear, what my clothes are. — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
I think people like musicals. And when done with a modern comedic sensibility, musical comedy can be the most efficient delivery of both storytelling… — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
Fashion has always been a source of stress for me because I don't know how to dress myself. I'm short-torsoed with big boobs, and… — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
