Meat!" he said scornfully. "I'm a vegetarian." You eat cheese enchiladas and aluminum cans," I reminded him. Those are vegetables. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
That’s us,” he said. “Those five nuts right there.” Which one is me?” I asked. The little deformed one,” Zoe suggested. Oh,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Percy," Grover said, "the gods really don't appreciate people sitting in their thrones. I mean like turn-you-into-a-pile-of-ashes don't appreciate it.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
When I got across, I looked back and saw Tyson giving Grover a piggyback ride (or was it a goatyback ride?). — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Piper: it looks like we have hole. Percy: Yeah we've got a dam hole! (LOL-ing) Piper: What! Percy: Inside joke. (still LOL-ing)… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Dancing?' Annabeth asked. Thalia nodded. She cocked her ear to the music and made a face. 'Ugh. Who chose Jesse McCartney?' Grover… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Remake the wild, a little at a time, each in your own corner of the world. You cannot wait for anyone else,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
But how did you know where we were?" Annabeth asked. Advanced planning, my dear. I figured you would wash up near Miami… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
You're Dionysus," I said. "The god of wine." Mr. D rolled his eyes. "What do they say these days, Grover? Do the… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
He gave me the brochure. It was about the Hunters of Artemis. The front read, A WISE CHOICE FOR YOUR FUTURE! Inside… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Hey, can I see that sword you were using? I showed him Riptide, and explained how it turned from a pen into… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Grover Underwood of the satyrs!" Dionysus called. Grover came forward nervously. "Oh, stop chewing your shirt," Dionysus chided. "Honestly, I'm not going… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Hoover Dam," Thalia said. "It's huge." We stood at the river's edge, looking up at a curve of concrete that loomed between… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?" I asked. "It only works on wild animals." "So it would only… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Grover started to sniffle and I figured if I didn't cheer him up he'd either start bawling or chewing up my mattress.… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Grover and Nico came back from their walk, and Grover helped me fix up my wounded arm. "It's green!" Nico said with… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Grover: It’s a very sweet love story. I get misty-eyed every time I play it. So does Percy, but I think that’s… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Annabeth and Grover helped me search the woods for hours, but there was no sign of Nico di Angelo. “We have to… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
You're a stalker with hooves." "I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
He was slumped over, blood trickling from the side of his mouth. I shook his furry hip, thinking, No! Even if you… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“The god of wine looked around at the assembled crowd. “Miss me?” The satyrs fell over themselves nodding and bowing. “Oh, yes,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
But I've never even been to Olympus! Zeus is crazy!" Chiron and Grover glanced nervously at the sky. The clouds didn't seem… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Eternity with Artemis?" He heaved a big sigh. Thalia rolled her eyes. "You satyrs. You're all in love with Artemis. Don't you… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Grover wore his fake feet and his pants to pass as human. He wore a green rasta-style cap, because when it rained… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“A note from Annabeth.” Piper shook her head in amazement. “I don’t see how that’s possible, but if it is—” “She’s alive,”… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“If you could design a new structure for Camp Half-Blood what would it be? Annabeth: I’m glad you asked. We seriously need… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
